The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. Family friendly jokes spun with a white elephant flavor. The highest award of the kingdom of thailand to a nonmember of the royal family is the knight commander most exalted order of the white elephant as shown below. It sounds like the pet store sold you a bog plant and labeled it an aquarium plant. Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. The elephant was indeed grateful, and offered the mouse anything it wanted in return for the good deed. Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be. Our editors say these classic readers digest jokes make them laugh every single time. Hold its nose until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Tell it a dirty joke so it turns red, suffocate it until it turns blue, and then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. I use my scholastic book club bonus points to get a fun selection of gift books. The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant.
The white elephant goodreads meet your next favorite book. Youre probably going to groan more than laugh they are so well, dumb and pac dermal. How to host a white elephant bookgift exchange scholastic. If you are a baby boomer who remembers when these were the rage, it will. Elephant jokes good, clean classic humor for kids from. Buy the book and your friends will laugh while wondering at your sanity. White elephants are actually albino by skin pigmentation and when determined white by a special committee are donated to the king of thailand for his protection. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them arent even reposts. The person then remarked but everybody knows that there are no elephants in.
He would then go and sprinkle a white powder on the roads. Brownielocks and the 3 bears present classic, clean, corny but fun. Slamming the bartender into the ground is the elephants trick, which in. More 10 reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. What is the difference between a lemon and a white elephant. Being in too much pain to continue, the elephant lay down and began to cry. Buy the book and your friends will laugh while wondering at. Slamming the bartender into the ground is the elephant s trick, which in reality is not a trick at all. Drunken male party trick, in which the player imitates an elephant by pulling out his two trouser pockets the ears and exposes his penis the trunk. And all of a sudden he falls into a pit and is stuck there.
The leaves on my live aquarium plants are drooping. King bimbisara had one such white elephant, which he had captured in a forest when the elephant was in his musth period. If you dont laugh at these jokes, youre probably normal. What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress. If you have a familyfriendly elephant joke you think i should hear, let me know in the comments and. A nun costume would likely be both black and white and a sunburn would cause an elephant to be, somewhat, red all. Airavata is made the king of all elephants by lord indra. The name of the elephant is airavata and it is a flying elephant. See more ideas about elephant, white elephant and white elephant gifts. Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden. What kind of elephant is big, has big ears, tusks, a trunk, four feet, and a tail.
Definition of a white elephant in the idioms dictionary. One way old variant of this joke is to ask a woman, ever seen a oneeared elephant. Kids from around the world have submitted these funny elephant jokes. This is one of the best elephant joke books i have read. Come laugh with us, and dont forget to submit your own joke. Its an old army joke as pebert has already said but you use both pockets. Mar 18, 2019 african elephants are the larger of the two species. When the white elephant is close, drop the muffin with raisins in front of it. This joke book contains over 100 funny elephant jokes. Frivol of the farcical sort, with russians at their most whimsydimsy childishness, with the result pretty much of. The civil rights movement, of course, was an integral part of the countercultural revolution. The white elephant is considered to belong to the god indra.
The next morning the farmer left out a cheesecake, but this time it only had nine cherries on top, this time in a star pattern. Whats grey and white on the inside and red on the outside. I do have a favorite, how does an elephant climb a tree. From that moment forward, the curse reveals itself. The one eared elephant is a maneuver in which a man turns one pant pocket insideout while simultaneously exposing his penis through the zipper of said. Some see it as an opportunity to declutter the house, while others will head to the thrift store for the cheapest and tackiest piece of junk they can find. According to tradition, so rare an elephant cannot be allowed to work for its. He named the bull elephant sechanaka which means watering as the elephant. Whats the difference between a flea and an elephant.
Open the vw door, take the elephant out, close the vw door, open the fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge. Do i get an award for the stupidest elephant joke first you have to have a very dry sense of humor to get this one. The joke king is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laughoutloud, crazy comedy and elephant jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin. Whats grey and white on the inside and red and white on the outside. Why the poor elephant has been the victim of jokes, ill never know. Hold his trunk shut until he turns blue then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. The white elephant soon came across the offering and was overjoyed. Elephant jokes best and funny elephant jokes for kids. Read the best and funny elephant jokes for kids as well.
The one eared elephant is a maneuver in which a man turns one pant pocket insideout while simultaneously exposing his penis through the zipper of said pants. If you have a familyfriendly elephant joke you think i should hear, let me know in the comments and if its good, ill add it to the page. Canonical list of elephant jokes 1 there was an old man in france who used to get up every morning at five a. The game was going well with the elephants beating the ants ten goals to nil, when the ants gained possession. When he was asked what he was sprinkling on the roads, he answered that it was elephant powder.
Similarly, the joke about an elephant in the bathtub is argued to be a reference to the increased intrusion of black people into the most intimate areas of white life. The stupidity of them apparently is part of their charm. Shortly after, an ant came across the elephant and asked why she was crying. So far, you have been reading elephant jokes for this long.
But they are good, clean fun for children of all ages. For the white elephant gift exchange, i provide all of the books for the exchange, wrapped in paper lunch bags and stacked at the center of the rug. Every nation has to write a book about the elephant. How can a beautiful white elephant be a terrible curse. The president is walking out of the white house towards his limo, when a. Beginning of a dialog window, including tabbed navigation to register an account or sign in to an existing account. Mar 16, 2012 elephant jokes the wacky humor that will take you back to the 60s. The elephant turned to face the man and, with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. My homework is really difficult tonight, ive to write an essay on an elephant. Hold his nose until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. How do you know there have been elephants in the fridge. The game was going well with the elephants beating the ants ten goals to nil, when the ants gained posession.
Ive owned this book since about 1973, when i was around 8. Much more than the relations between the races was being turned on its ear. May 22, 2010 elephant joke there are 3 elephants living in the hot african desert, theyre laying underneath a little tree staring at each other, one of them says, id like to have a very very long nose, the other are like, why. An elephant joke is a joke, almost always an absurd riddle or conundrum and often a sequence. Etsy is the home to thousands of handmade, vintage, and oneofakind products and gifts related to your search. The mouse, noticing that the elephant was female, and feeling rather randy at the time, said. How can you scare people with your impression of an elephant. Steve stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Runrun, a young elephant trainer, discovers the answer when he incurs the fury of the prince. See more ideas about white elephant, white elephant gifts and elephant gifts. Elephant joke 114 it was a boring sunday afternoon in the jungle so the elephants decided to challenge the ants to a game of soccer. This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest elephant jokes in the world. Elephant joke there are 3 elephants living in the hot african desert, theyre laying underneath a little tree staring at each other, one of them says, id like to have a very very long nose, the other are like, why. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence.
Stupid elephant jokes meaningless drivel forum at coderanch. By chance a chicken hears the screaming of the elephant and decides to investigate. A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. Bog plants only have their roots under water, the leaves must be up in the atmosphere. The mouse felt sorry for the elephant, and pulled the thorn out. Better read some elephant jokes to enjoy your trip to the zoo a little more. Whats red and white on the outside and gray and white on the inside. An elephant was walking through the jungle one day when it suddenly stepped on a thorn, wedging it between its toes. Introduction to the foundation of the science of the elephants ear. No matter what youre looking for or where you are in the world, our global marketplace of sellers can help you find unique and affordable options.
The policeman says, you need to take the elephant to the zoo. Hold its nose until it turns blue and then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. View entire discussion 8 comments more posts from the mst3k community. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on valentines day. The elephant joke book humour paperback march 19, 1993 by scoular anderson author 5. I still have about a dozen memorized, and i trot them out sometimes when the occasion seems to merit them.